Matt Nelson is accomplished in the field of portraiture. Please enjoy the following masterpieces:


F. Scott Fitzgerald:


SpongeBob SquarePants:


Bernie "Feel The Bern" Sanders:


Matt "The Cheese Hammer" Nelson (Self-Portrait):


The above portraits are available as high-quality prints for $7,800 Australian Dollars. Each are limited to a run of 25,000 prints, so please act quickly by contacting Matt Nelson to secure your special print. They make excellent funeral gifts.

Each print comes with appropriate documentation specifying that it is highly likely the print you have is legitmate.

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